Audi Q7 Stretch Limousine

A company called Royal Limo announced that it will add a 16-passenger Audi Q7 stretch-limousine to its… hey wait a sec; doesn’t the procrustean Q7 pictured above look like a dog taking a leak? Or better yet, a pregnant albino sausage dog crossed with a British bulldog taking a wiz –if we’re going to be asinine, we might as well do it to right… -Details and pictures after the jump

“!!! Coming Soon in October 2007 !!! - This BRAND NEW 2008 Audi Q7 limousine is the ultimate in luxury and convenience. This limo should comfortable seat about 14 passengers but it will fit 16 maximum. Every package comes stock with refreshments like water, sodas, etc. Alcohol is at extra charge unless specified (excluding weddings). These elegant limousines are at your service for any occasion, from weddings to proms to sporting events to nights out, or simply for a more memorable ride to one of our Area Airports. Prom packages are based on garage to garage timeframe.”

• Elegant and classy styling
• 3 Flat Screen TVs
• AM/FM/CD/MP3 player
• Fiberoptics mirror ceiling
• Color Changing on the partition
• Disco Floor
• Changing Color Fiberoptics
• Color changing bar
• Seating for 16

Via: Germancarblog , Source: Royal Limo